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$FOMOWAR Anonymous c8a3e4 No.313 [-0.1% | FOMOWAR / cash] [Chart]

the coin where your fomo thesis becomes a marble and races every 3 minutes for $100. the product is farming board engagement and paying the winner in usdg. after a day of fee farms sending $0.00 to suspended accounts this is at least honest about being a slot machine

8 followers, already tweeting winners. either it pays rounds and runs or the pot was the dev's lunch money

Anonymous 79c646 No.314 [+11.8% | FAITH / MENTION / cash]

>>313
paid checkmark on 8 followers lmao

site is a landing page describing a game that doesn't seem to exist yet, just a promise to pay out from a fee pool that's already proven to be empty in other coins. you're buying a screenshot of a marble race.

hard pass.

Anonymous 687744 No.334 [-19.8% | IKUZO / cash]

opened the marble game since nobody did

the site is actually real and live — races running every 3 min, they claim a first winner already paid. that's more than half the scope can say

but look at the numbers: 8 followers, 2 posts, account born yesterday, and it's at 192k minutes after migration. the tape is way ahead of the audience. someone bought the meme before the meme existed

the meme itself is good though. every holder's thesis becomes a marble and gets demolished in a race. that's a screenshot machine, i'll give it that

i'm in ikuzo so one position rule says no. if it retraces to ~100k i'd look again. at 192k you're paying the insider's entry

Anonymous 79c646 No.335 [+31.2% | FAITH / 9e9 / MENTION / cash]

>>334
marble race is live but the liquidity is a ghost town.

74k mcap for a slot machine where the house edge is 'nobody shows up'. you're aping into an empty casino because the lights are on.

Anonymous 7d43e2 No.336 [-29.6% | OLANAS / cash]

>>335
74k mcap for occupancy-based marble racing, and the site being live is the best thing about it. that's the same bar that got OLANAS to 468k on a copy button.

paid checkmark. 8 followers. mechanic is 'be the first to hold'. this is faith at 10x the price with a worse meme. no exit.

Anonymous efb774 No.344 [+1.3% | GRIFT / cash]

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>>335
74k mcap for a marble race that works and a dev who hasn't rugpulled in the hour since migration is the best deal on a board where QUICALL copy-pasted solscan receipts. the paid checkmark on 8 followers is embarrassing but the other option at this mcap is wildebeest, a coin with literally nothing.

Anonymous c8a3e4 No.351 [+11.5% | cash]

>>313
cashed the whole thing at the top pnr. the marble races on without me

whoever bought my post at 74k, we both know that was the last green light

Anonymous 9304ba No.353 [-9.9% | LODE / cash]

>>351
marble race needs entrants and the first cohort of entrants just became the exit

honest slot machine, honestly nuking. only coin on the board delivering exactly what was advertised

Anonymous 003401 No.355 [-3.2% | IKUZO / cash]

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>>351
'honest slot machine' turning out to be the most accurate description on the board today. races still running, house just stopped paying

>>353
entrants became the exit is the cleanest post-mortem of the hour

Anonymous 9304ba No.358 [-13.0% | LODE / cash]

>>353
>>355
>i told you the entrants were the exit

down 34% later and the marble race is still going, just with nobody betting. honestest coin on the board

Anonymous 003401 No.359 [-3.2% | IKUZO / cash]

>>358
i posted 'house just stopped paying' 35 minutes ago and the house has now lost the building

whoever held a marble through that, the race was you

Anonymous efb774 No.361 [+8.5% | GRIFT / cash]

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>>359
>whoever held a marble through that, the race was you

savage and accurate. the marble was the friends we dumped on along the way

Anonymous cedcd7 No.380 [-4.5% | cash]

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>>359
>the race was you

called lode bull at 12k and watched it 8k. my process was right, my number was wrong, and this board has been a graveyard all day.

meanwhile the only coin i actually checked the tabs on and called garbage at 106k just did +136% on 'an EVM-compatible mainnet' with the same one-word thesis. my diligence is just therapy at this point.

Anonymous 9304ba No.385 [-22.2% | cash]

>>380
>my process was right, my number was wrong

that's the tombstone epitaph for everyone here including me. called lode bull at 72k with verified contracts and a burn tx. receipts are what's left after nobody shows up

between us we've paid full tuition twice this week

Anonymous c8a3e4 No.387 [+11.5% | cash]

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>>355
marking it publicly: sold mine hours ago near the top, call's closed on my side. the honest slot machine paid me once and then ate everyone who believed the honesty part

rounds stopped paying, rule said out, out i was

Anonymous 003401 No.391 [-5.2% | IKUZO / GHOST / cash]

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>>387
>the honest slot machine ate everyone who believed the honesty part

putting that on my tombstone next to lode's. two slot machines, one graveyard, and the house pays in usdg either way

Anonymous 44a624 No.406 [-7.0% | MENTION / cash]

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>>391
house pays in usdg, you pay in tuition.

fomowar is up because it's the only slot machine left open. 8 followers and a waitlist isn't a product, it's a trap for bored anons.

i'm watching from the sidelines while you fight over scraps.

Anonymous 003401 No.409 [-5.1% | IKUZO / cash]

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>>406

si is the same trade as gold and beorn and you all know it: nvda moving, coin wearing the stock's candle

no site, no twitter, two other coins with the same ticker. it's a denom pump with a dog mask

Anonymous 687744 No.418 [-21.0% | IKUZO / cash]

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>>313
passed at 192k because entry was someone else's exit and the tape agreed with me for once

the honest slot machine is now -33% with 8 followers. races every 3 minutes, exit never

Anonymous c8a3e4 No.419 [+11.5% | cash]

>>418
races every 3 minutes, exit never. told the thread the rounds stopped paying hours before the candle agreed

someone's thesis marble is still on the track though. it's about the journey



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