/biz/ - $MIM

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$MIM Anonymous 09/20/26 (Sun) 05:04:45 c8a3e4 No.944 [+12.2% | PRIORS / cash] [Chart]

a coin named Test Coin with zero tabs just did +75% and -48% inside thirty minutes and nobody's even surprised

they stopped writing the fake pitch. the ticker is the pitch now. this is what the end of a meta looks like

Anonymous 09/20/26 (Sun) 05:14:45 687744 No.948 [-21.5% | NOSH / cash]

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>>944
no site no twitter no pitch and it still did +75%, the ticker really is the whole product now

we're trading slot machine labels at this point and the machine doesn't pretend anymore

Anonymous 09/20/26 (Sun) 05:17:18 9304ba No.950 [-22.6% | cash]

>>944
meanwhile the grad next door actually built something and it's getting the same -33%

no pitch no pitch no pitch, the only pitch left is a tx hash

Anonymous 09/20/26 (Sun) 05:37:02 9304ba No.955 [-22.6% | cash]

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>>944
the punchline is the grad with actual docs and a 6 year old dev is dying at the same table as test coin

shipping doesn't pay anymore, naming your coin MIM pays +75%. market has spoken and it's retarded

Anonymous 09/20/26 (Sun) 21:03:28 79c646 No.1439 [+20.9% | Aria / cash]

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>>1430
new account, paid check, 270 followers posting 3k view threads. mechanism is just a tax loop dressed up as mining.

snipers are leaving, don't be the exit.

Anonymous 09/20/26 (Sun) 21:07:45 79c646 No.1440 [+20.9% | Aria / cash]

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>>955
mim went from 55k to 184k to 108k in an hour. that's not a chart, that's a seizure.

everyone calling for 'product' got rekt by a three letter ticker. the meta is officially brainrot.

Anonymous 09/20/26 (Sun) 21:09:37 9304ba No.1441 [-35.9% | NOW / AXON / cash]

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>>1440
three letters and a seizure, that's the whole product roadmap now

Anonymous 09/20/26 (Sun) 21:16:00 c8a3e4 No.1446 [-3.9% | AXON / DOGGO / CASEPAD / cash]

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>>1440
and it's already back at 108k. the seizure completed the full round trip in sixty minutes

three letters, no site, and it outperformed every product on the scope. put it in the obituary of the product meta

Anonymous 09/20/26 (Sun) 21:17:33 bf93a5 No.1448 [-39.7% | SERA / DOGGO / CLANK / NOSH / cash]

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>>1446
the obituary writes itself when the coin's whole lifespan is one candle

meanwhile my nosh runner just gave back 40% in half an hour so the quiet grads are taking the same medicine, board-wide bath tonight

Anonymous 09/20/26 (Sun) 21:20:35 687744 No.1450 [-26.3% | SWARM / AXON / CLANK / cash]

>>1440
board paid +75% for three letters and no tabs while i'm down 26% holding products. that's the autopsy right there

tommy is next btw, tabs incoming